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(Three Dog Night, 1969)

So here's a rundown of numerical things we saw in Colorado . . .
Three - number of coyotes we saw
324 - number of t-shirt shops in Estes Park
20 - a more realistic number of t-shirt shops in Estes Park
14 - number of bighorn sheep we saw
250 - estimate of how many elk we saw
Nine - number of baby elk we saw
One - number of ADHD baby elk we saw (he kept running in circles and kicking up his heels)
34 - number of new muscles I discovered
a billion - number of idiot tourists we saw approaching the wildlife
Four - number of idiot teenagers we saw hop onto a rock in the middle of a roaring river to get their picture taken, even though there was a sign that said "Swift Water - It Will Kill You"
Two - number of people we saw making out in the park
One - number of Hummers we saw painted to advertise a realtor who encourages you to fire her if you don't like her
Seven - number of people in a family with quads - they were the best behaved three-year old quads I've ever seen (like I have anything to compare it to). And the mom looked like a supermodel. Of course.
85 - number of times we drove through RMNP (at least)
Zero - number of times I fell into the water - a freakin' miracle
Five - number of times I almost wet my pants laughing with Tyler
Twelve - number of times Tyler went to sleep with "Lemony Snicket" playing
Three - number of layers a hornet made in his nest, located on our cabin doorframe, while we were there
Nine - number of fish Ron caught (but a TON more got away)
8,329 - number of times I wished aspens would grow in Kansas